In an article dated January 21, 2011 in the Philadelphia Inquirer, staff writer George Anastasia reported that federal authorities arrested more than 120 “mob figures” as officials in Philadelphia continue to gather evidence in an investigation of reputed local mob boss Joseph “Uncle Joe” Ligambi and his top associates.The Inquirer pointed out that “senseless slayings, violent extortions, arson, labor racketeering, and drug dealing were outlined in a series of indictments that were unsealed as law enforcement agents fanned out across four states” and Italy. U.S. Attorney General Eric holder commented that “this is one of the largest single-day operations against the Mafia in the FBI’s history, both in terms of the number of defendants arrested and charged and the scope of the criminal activity that is alleged.”In addition to “Uncle Joe” some other nicknames that became revealed during the indictment and arrests were Baby Shanks, Nerves, Jimmy Gooch, JoJo, Bobby Glasses, The Professor, Jimmy carwash,, Jack the Whack, Jello, Burger, Junior Lollipops, Much, Fat Dennis, Lumpy, and Fatty. We applaud the legal team that had to secure the indictment and keep all of those names straight.The Times Herald (Norriston and Montgomery County) had a good observation when writing about the arrests and pointing out that “for an organization that is regularly declared dead, the Mafia has proved surprisingly resilient. It has to be the nicknames. They’re just too good to lose.”Let’s just hope that Jello and Lumpy don’t end up sharing a cell. The mere thought of Lumpy Jello could send one to the brink.